yo folks!!! sup!!!! last night/this morning i was playing in our AA3 server...several ppl were acting stupid and ignoring my warning...so I've kick a couple and ban one player. please let me know if there's a prob sicne i've all the ss. Thanks!
Dagnabit has been very instrumental in website set-up and clan officer duties such as setting up TWL protocol and rank status within the clan. He is a great leader and role model for others. Dagnabit is one of three listed Founders and represents our clan better than any other.
TWL Vet 50+
Serving tea is considered to be spiritual by many cultures and the -=312th=- is no different.
We take our tea very seriously here.
The ground and pound = switching in and out of combat mode while crouching on the E's face.
The deep stroke = Standing and crouching on the E's face. In both cases the enemy MUST be alive. If they die or tap out you must cease and desist immediately.
Both the ground and pound and the deep stroke are honorable moves but the deep stroke is riskier and should earn you more points.
Both require a minimum of two dips; one dip is a courtesy.
Performing combos also earns points. Going from ground and pound to deep stroke and back is a great way to customize your tea.Now let's add some flair! Here are some flair moves just for show:
The Heisman = pulling any nade and get into throwing mode while looking up.
The cheeky monkey = leaning from side to side while crouching
The dry hump = Going prone
The grind = rotating 45% back and forth while crouching.
Sit and spin = 360 spins on the face.
Racing Stripes = Combat slide onto E's face.
Blind Justice = Cooking a flash till it explodes;this can be considered a finishing move if it kills you or the E.
Voting booth = Cooking a smoke till it explodes;this can be considered a finishing move if it kills you or the E.
Pillow Talk = Shout Great Job Team!
The O face = Shout Go! Go! Go!; Sounds like Ot! Ot! Ot! to E.
The rain bird = Shooting another E while giving tea.
The ugly sister = Serving tea in clear view of another incaped E.
Now let's discuss finishing moves. This is like the dismount of you routine:
The Spider has a fly = Handcuff them
The Stay off my lawn; = Melee with your rifle.
The Donkey punch = Pull a frag out and punch them in the back of the head.
The 4th of July = Cook a frag until it explodes
Spike the ball = Throw a frag on E's face and run off
Smoke the turkey = Throw M83 smoke on E and run off.
The I'll call you = Throw a flash on E and run off.
The SERIOUSLY! Stay off my lawn= Shoot enemy in head.
Don't leave your team mates hanging, tea always starts with just you but I have seen it end with as many as six:
Tea time = Just you
A Tea party = plus 1 friendly
A Tea store = plus 2 friendly
A Tea factory = plus 3 friendly
A Tea field = plus 4 friendlies
Here are some other team exercises:
The Soup Kitchen = When a friendly serves tea to an E after you already served tea to.
The E.M.T.; Emergency Medical Tea; = Give or receive medical attention while serving tea.
The Jersey Shore = You and a friendly are both serving tea on separate E and can see each other.
Here are some patented moves to get you going:
The quickie = G&P finished with a Spider has a fly
The sports buff = Racing stripes, Long stroke, Heisman, Spike the ball
Dire Deluxe = Start with the ground and pound, move into the deep stroke, put a cheeky monkey in, revert to ground and pound, slip in a grind, whip out the Heisman, and finish with a donkey punch
The Margaret Thatcher = Giving tea to 5 E in one round
The Gandhi = Serving tea with no kills
The Royal-tea = Serving tea to the VIP
Oboma care = Serving tea to a friendly before medding them